The Character of Lady Grey is
one of Marsden's earliest works, and regrettably does not survive.
The Jung character has drastically different motivations and constitutions
(being a theif rather than an anarchist) and as the character
is obviously far different, it would be a mistake to present it
as a reference.
The only authentic period references to Lady
Gray are from a letter written by Grace Dreeka Dodd to her Cousin
Marie Dodd in Philadelphia. Grace Dodd was a student at the Corcoran
School in Washington and an intimate of Thaddeus Walker. Unusually
for the time, she was a divorcee, having filed on the grounds
of desertion and adultery against her husband Burt Garett, a Washington
Artist in 1901, and been divorced in Warrenton Virginia (then
a quick divorce capital) in 1902.
Grace Dodd would go on to be an illustrator for
several prestigious magazines in the late teens and early 20s,
and was an associate of artist Neysa McMein, and other New York
Literati in the mid and late 20's. She may have executed the original
item cards for Clarence, and is almost certainly responsible for
the stats card.
She is believed to have been romantically involved
with Thaddeus Walker for a number of years, though never very
seriously, and he recuperated at her cottage in Connecticut after
his suicide attempt in 1931. She died in an auto accident in 1946,
after moving to California in 1937.
Lady Grey
I'm not sure how good a game Clarence was, but I
certainly had a good time in the role of Lady Grey. If this game
does make it up to Philadelphia - and there is talk of it, you
must play and bring Birdie and the Gimp.
I'd not done anything like this in years - of course when we
were little girls we did play acting impromptu like you read about
in Louisa May Alcott's books. But it's been a long time since
I'd gotten out to do anything of that sort with the horrible situation
with Burt and Lydia.
The character I got was written by young Abe Marsden. He's Henrietta
Wallace's little protégé, but you shouldn't hold
that against him as despite it, he's quite talented, though what
they'd call in a Western, "wet behind the ears."
I had said before the game that I fancied playing a villainess.
When one is a "scarlet woman" and all, one had best
live up to reputation. I suppose if Henrietta had her way I shouldn't
have been there at all. I was branded as a "horrible friend
of that Mister Walker," (so I heard Henrietta say, and I've
an idea it was meant to be overheard).
Thus I could not play (thank all that is Holy) one of her precious
characters. I had put forward to Thad that I'd fancy something
like the Lady de Wynteur, or a less hysterical Lady MacBeth.
Thus I got given the lovely character of Lady Grey. That's a
bit of a joke, as it's also a type of tea, though "Earl Grey"
is the more famous. Thad said that "Teahouses" were
a bit of a joke between he and Abe, from their schooldays, and
that everyone else thought puns about tea were just hilarious.
I talked with her a bit the week before when I went round to see
Thad (not as scandalous as you'd think, cousine mine - his bachelor
digs do not allow unchaperoned women in private apartments, so
we contented ourselves with a romantic meal at the Horn and Hardart
Automat - such is Thad's budget and my social prospects - I have
no idea how Dolores fares).
At any rate, Lady Grey was a pretty fine character to play and
I had a rousting good time being her!
For starters, she's an anarchist! Not of the bomb throwing ilk,
no she's much too clever for that. I'm told by Thad that she's
based on a couple of characters from various of the Dime novels
that the schoolboys devour - there's a Lady Bretwyche from a book
called Red Riding Hood by Frances Millett Notley. It's rather
dated now, being about twenty years old, but she's apparently
a ripping good character. An English Governess who is a spy for
the Russian Rodina who is a "satanic fiend" and a first
rate liar.
Then there is Virginia Claire from a novel called Sir Percival,
by J. H. Shorthouse, also a bit dated now. She's a duke's niece
who calls herself a "petroleuse" and wants to overthrow
the social system.
All that seems prescient after the assassination of course, now
that Anarchy is on everyone's lips, so these volumes are getting
dragged back out, though there is no shortage of more recent references.
I suspect there was a bit of the more radical side of Emma Goldman
in there.
I suppose I was selected because I've said I don't give a whit
about politics, and that I think Jack Cade had a pretty good policy.
"First thing we do let's kill all the lawyers." Thad
has had to hear me going on about Burt enough of course.
Well at any rate I was kept plenty busy. I had a good bit to
do.
Towards the bottom of my sheet, it said "You are thinking
it is time to settle down and get married." My good friend
Dolores Cooke had really gotten me into this, despite Thad's good
offices (which I have been careful not to leave any paperwork
in since she has taken up 'residence' there as it were). She directed
me towards Abe (with some enthusiasm, as she has little interest
in my having long dealings with Thad). So I had to carry this
up to Abe as soon as I read it. Our conversation went something
like this...
I: "I'm a little confused about this part of my character...where
it says I wish to wed. Now check me on this, but I am looking
to overthrow the established social order and in a rein of bombs
a la Bakunin bring the social orders down in chaos. But somewhere
along the way, I'm thinking that maybe a little white cottage
and a picket fence might be nice?"
He: "Perhaps after the revolution. With a revolutionary?"
I: "Mmm....that sounds delightful. Would the Bride wear
something in black perhaps? We could name our first baby Petrolina,
or if a boy, Petrolatum. No wait, that's taken. A lovely little
household, going to the market on tuesdays for a bit of milk,
butter, eggs, and some cleaning varsol to hurl at the big house.
He: "Oh damn. Look Henrietta made us put that in all the
women's sheets. I've no idea why you'd want to get married."
I: "Believe me I've done it and there was only one reason,
and it was by no means a worthwhile one..."
He coloured a very nice shade not unlike one of your father's
tomatoes, and I made my way away. Needless to say I did not become
wed. Once in a lifetime is enough. I suspect the bomb-hurling
Hartmann was to be my match, but he blew himself up.
He had plans to kill the President with an improved Machine gun,
but apparently didn't have it, and needed to steal it. He approached
me about that, and I was to steal it from Thomas Edison Jr. Unfortunately
Bradley Wilcox who was playing that unfortunate lad was one of
Henrietta's little creatures and had been duly warned about a
"loose woman." Therefore, despite the fact that he had
every reason to be civil to me, he would not have given me the
time of day if I'd paid him a gold dollar on the minute.
Sigh, so there it was. That at least was frustrating. And so
Hartmann decided instead to hurl a bomb at the President and got
himself blown to flinders for his trouble. I don't know if they
would have let him succeed if he'd got the machine gun or not,
though I'm told by Thad he would have. It would have saved everyone
a bit of trouble in the end, since the new President was in fact
a Chinaman who wished to invade us. As if the Chinese have nothing
better to do than try to take over the Americas. The whole plot
was rather yellow, in the Hearst fashion, but of course that's
all the rage these days since we've got Aguinaldo put down in
the Phillipines. God forbid anybody should listen to Senator Hoar
or Andrew Carnegie. And there's any wonder why I don't care a
whit for politics.
At any rate, I'd stolen an airship. This was all rather complicated.
I was apparently a master thief, though I didn't actually have
any way to steal anything. I appealed to poor Thad about this,
but he was rather three sheets to the wind, so I took it up with
Abe. He wrote me out an ability whereby if I were to be in a conversation
with someone for a bit, I could take an item from them just as
if I'd beaten them in combat. There was some presumption of an
unspoken affair to be conducted offstage in the matter, as it
said they couldn't be angry about their loss. Not that it kept
anyone from being or made them take it gracefully.
I had stolen, or rather secured this airship for a Dr. Nicola,
a charming gentleman ( and the player was quite charming), before
the start of game, as it had crashed into some mountains where
Dick Lightheart had crashed it . There was a good bit of detail
mostly aimed at making this seem reasonable, as it is rather wild.
It read well the way Abe wrote it.
Fortunately, I was not forced to depend for my entertainment
upon the good offices of Brad Wilcox. Mr. Ivan Collins was cast
as Dr. Raleigh, a time traveller from the future who had seen
the desolation of the Earth by the Martains, who it turned out
by some turn of fortune was my long lost brother. Mr. Collins
was a very convincing roleplayer and as the evening wore on, suffice
it to say that I eased his weary mind about the terrible future
he had beheld. His sister quite approved as she's been an occasional
caller on Mr. Walker. Nothing ignoble of course, but Mr. Collins
was to say the least greatful, and many glasses were shared in
a very warm spirit (sisterly of course!)
Ivan had little to do, as Dr. Raliegh's plots were largely accomplished
or derailed. Having reported the Martian invasion he could do
little to prevent it. He had given a drug called "Accelerator"
to some of his allies before the start of game, but as Dr. Schultze
was a disturbing fellow (the player was Paul Blaylock) who gave
us both the shivers, and was largely concerned with hunting down
persons of my sort, sawing their brain cases open, and extracting
their "anti social glands," Ivan wanted little to do
with him, finding his dialog about putting inferior sorts of people
into lethal chambers a bit too convincing and deciding he was
one of those sorts of people whose obsessions we might do well
to avoid after witnessing his glee at excising the anti-social
gland of Miss Carrie Nation. Other persons have since vouched
for Paul being no more than a brilliant actor, but I should find
it hard to have dinner with him after his "performance."
His other partner Dr. Roquelaure was quite absorbed in the personal
issues of Tess of the D'Urbervilles, and preferred such attentions
to any strong concerns for the salvation of the world which he
accounted when challenged by Mr. King upon the matter "begins
with the individual." Miss D'Urbervilles (is that how one
should address her) seemed quite gratified by his attentions,
though I am certain his discussions of the "Seduction Theory"
of psychoanalysis which is put forward by a German Doctor, the
theory being I believe that since the Germans don't practice the
sexual arts, they must write about them. At any rate it passed
as an excuse to mention repeatedly sex topics in conversation
with the dear girl. I cannot say whether she was appalled or thrilled,
though I frankly thought it a bit forward. Not, after Burt that
I am given to any great desire for discourses upon sex (though
one thinks perhaps I should, be having little enough knowledge
of it from experience with one who was master of its arts).
I felt rather bad for the inevitable betrayal that must come.
Poor Mr. Collins could probably have been persuaded to do any
bomb hurling that was necessary, but he felt rather poorly in
the morning, and Mr. Hartmann was blown up and had become through
the magic of the game a policeman.
I had my work cut out for me to obtain a sufficient device of
terror, however it was my fortune to have made the acquaintance
of the unfortunately named Mrs. Peedee Boyd, who was a spy for
the Confederacy, whose fortunes ran high that morning, having
taken much of the United States through the arts of war. She should
have been able to lay quantity on a good amount of gunpowder,
but Horatio King was unwilling to issue a card for any such thing.
Dr. Nicola was at that point getting on rather well with Mrs.
Boyd (a widow) and so was more than willing to assist by designing
a "small and effective engine of destruction, such as the
anarchists are prone to use."
I found from Thad that I was slated to be married to Mr. Collins.
Henrietta had observed our friendly exchanges, and concluded that
whatever our estate in her eyes, we were fit to be wed. My understanding
is that she was critically short of candidates, and I later found
that was due to the good offices of Thad who had conspired at
great length to deprive her of wedding, which was apparently her
one true goal in the game. After a brief consultation, I volunteered
to be wed at the glorious climax of the game, by which time Ivan
should be up and about (Lena having let us know that he was stirring,
but far from making his toilet, though he'd gotten a bit of solid
food).
Alas poor Mr. Collins. Poor Dr. Raleigh was not to know the consummation
of his passions. For it was not Mr. King alone who could issue
cards indicating the possession of items.
The shriek which Henrietta let out when at the climax of our
ceremony I detonated a bomb was really quite remarkable! I believe
the word was "What!" however it became a long keening
wail which left a hush in its wake. I smiled, blushed demurely
and curtsied, showing my card, duly inscribed by Thaddeus Walker,
indicating my possession of a large bomb made from nitrocellulose.
There was some brief consternation about whether or not I could
have detonated it, but Henrietta had been thoughtful enough to
provide candles for the altar setting, and this gave undeniably
the necessary spark. In truth with Dr. Nicola's offices this should
not have been necessary as gun cotton requires only a mercury
fuse (so I am learned now in the arts of mayhem), but Henrietta
would hear none of it.
Mr. King was called in to referee between the smirking Thaddeus
and the shrieking harridan that was Henrietta. She was convinced
that the presence of a policeman should have kept me from introducing
a bomb, but the ex-Hartmann was quite partial to me, and avowed
that he would not have seen the engine of destruction hidden in
the Bride's Boquet. After some consideration, he ruled, much to
Henrietta's grief, that he could see no reason why I could not
set off a bomb, and set those about to arguing the case for their
survival. I was thus incinerated at my own nuptials. Mr. Collins
was a trifle disappointed, but I have promised to make it up by
having dinner with him next week.
And that is how I fared, and how your "scarlet cousin"
spent a most enjoyable time this week past....