Limited Registration - only the first twenty six players will be
accepted
Description:
You will be shot into space in a 1989 Yugo Koral 55, lofted on a Pegasus
XL Rocket, designed by Orbital
Sciences Corporation, of Dulles VA. Players will attempt to survive,
and solve interpersonal conflicts while orbiting the earth in a substandard
eastern european automobile, which has been hastily pressurized with some
old skin diving equipment, and 20 tubes of "Mister Gasket" sealant.
How did the First Run Go!
While there is no statute of limitations on murder, remember there
is on negligence! We're back from Costa Rica and ready to have another
go. In September of 1995, seven individuals were strapped into our
1985 Yugo Koral 32, and blasted into space. After a near collision
with the Mir Space Station, they re-entered the earth's atmosphere in a
spectacular event that was the culmination of their live-gaming careers!
What is included:
Each player will receive a pressure mask, a brown paper bag, and a
box of Nabisco Brand Cheeze Nabs (TM). You will also get a
character sheet, contingency envelopes (with keen titles such as
"open in case of explosive decompression").
Combat will be simulated by struggling with 26 other cramped, sweaty,
terrified individuals inside a space that is barely larger than your
refrigerator. Respiratory failure due to oxygen deprivation resulting
from sudden pressure loss will be simulated by choking gasping, turning
blue, and having all the blood vessels in your skin burst. Firey
death upon re-entering the atmosphere in a vehicle made entirely
of cheap plastic and tin will be simulated by firey death...
* cash, money order, kruggerands, or negotiable SIMM's of questionable
origin only. No checks, credit cards, bogus IOUs or postage stamps
Application:
Name: _______________________________________________________
DOB: _______________________________________________________
Gender: M Tu W Th F
Address: _______________________________________________________
_______________________________________________________
Phone: _______________________________________________________
Health Insurance: _______________________________________________________
Life Insurance: _______________________________________________________
Next of Kin: _______________________________________________________
Note: show me $100,000 in cash, and I'll show you a rocket!
Yugo
Resources
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